11.93KB minified & gzipped
Simply drop the minified file into your site:
No fancy DOM-ready methods here—the file blindly assumes that you can load a website within eight seconds. If you’re really concerned about that, strip out the
setTimeout at the bottom of the file and call
Pestilence.initialize() when you’re good and ready!
Plays a high-pitched noise at random intervals.
Replaces the user’s cursor with a duplicate that is offset approximately 50px down and to the right.
Randomly moves the caret as the user types within input fields.
Hides all headers and paragraph elements from screen readers and gives random tab indices to anchor elements.